Unheard of – Part 2
May 17th, 2012
Hello and Welcome
Yes I am aware that you are only getting this blog once a fortnight and that is about all I can handle at the moment. Why is that you say? Well I am sure this week’s episode may explain a few things (actually it will be the next episode that explains why life [...]
Unheard of – Part 1
May 4th, 2012
Hello and welcome to another Thursday blog.
Look I know how you feel. You have only been getting a blog once a fortnight and you have been worried sick as you fear that this is the sign of a dying blog. I assure you, it is not. It is a sign of a very stretched life. [...]
I won’t stop swinging
April 20th, 2012
Have you ever seen The Last Samurai? It is a movie about a guy wondering around New York looking lost. And there was a scene where Tom Cruise was sent to fight the Samurai with guns and it didn’t work. Mainly because they had those guns where you must pack them with gun power after [...]
Happy Easter Everybody
April 5th, 2012
It is 8:27pm and it is time for bed. Both My Princess and I cleaned our house to top top bottom until 3am last night, then another 4 hours in the morning. We are putting it on the market, pray we sell for a high price.
So that means all I have to say to you [...]
Of Course
March 30th, 2012
Hello there.
So here is the deal. It is very very very late and my car blew up and it took me awhile to get home after filming tonight because my car blew up. I called the roadcare service but they kindly let me know that because I hadn’t registered this car (my other car had [...]
Do everything but trust God
March 22nd, 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen; welcome to The Thursday Blog, the only blog on the internet that gives you a pay-per-joke experience*
So there is a lot happening in my world at this moment and just when I feel like I have it all under control something comes to try and wipe me out. When that happens, I [...]
The one laugh that counts
March 15th, 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Thursday Blog, the only blog on the internet that has bought all of it’s readers a personalised health program. *
Ok, Ok. I missed last week. I was sick. Some would say missing a week is the sign of a blog that is slowly dying but the fact is all [...]
Kony2012
March 8th, 2012
Ok I was about to post a blog, it was almost completed until I saw the Kony2012 documentary. I can’t post a great episode of what has been happening in my life in light of this phenomenon that is happening before us. Instead I want to add a few words of support for Kony2012.
For us, [...]
Cheese
February 23rd, 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Thursday Blog, the only blog on the Internet that has bought all of it’s readers their very own personalised star. *
Well it is a Thursday and for once the blog will be posted on the day that it should. A Thursday!!!! Insert cheers from crowd.
Now what to talk about. [...]
Irrelevant Sales
February 18th, 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Thursday Blog, the only blog on the Internet that comes in 3D. *
Now let’s call a spade a man who has neglected his social contract with the people. It’s a Saturday and I have just realised that I haven’t blogged again. I do apologise and I hope if you [...]