The Thursday Blog

Funtorical question no 3: Do telemarketers turn off there phone whilst making dinner just in case Karma exists?
The Godfather
* For the definition a ‘Funtorical question” go to http://tinyurl.com/q6bhgb

Have you ever felt that the whole world is against you?. Look on the bright side, it is better than the whole world not knowing who in the world you are!
The Godfather

If words have the power to shape our lives, I wonder how many extra hours sleep we need because we told everyone that we are tired?
The Godfather.

If I had a dollar for everytime someone bought a newspaper with nothing but bad news in it, I would own a newsagency!
The Godfather

When arguing a point and the opponent instead of admitting defeat starts to get really childish, sometimes it pays to fight fire with fire.
For example in arguing the topic of Christianity, your opponent immaturely says “Well I think Jesus was a women” simply retort “your a fool, a woman with a beard?”
The Godfather

I never had an issue with materialism, until I got some money!

The Godfather!

Example 3* Coca Cola is scientifically proven to be good for you.
Disclaimer – If you don’t drink it!
The Godfather
*Seriously…. Do you really need one of these to know what is going on? Where have you been?

Example 2*: New acne cream with no unusual side effects!
Disclaimer – Side effects are not unusual if you regularly have skin rash and tinea!
The Godfather.
* To see what this is an example of see “The Godfather’s Txt #6″

Funtorical question* 2 : Can you imagine if the media companies were allowed to print disclaimers in unreadable size .05 font, how outrageous advertising would be.
E.g. 1. “Mars Bars 99.9% fat free!”
Disclaimer- based on the total average fat intake of the consumption of one mars bar and 42 kilos of Air!
The Godfather
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“The difference between a stressful situation and a good story is about a week or two.”
The Godfather