New Years Eve Christian Pick-Up Lines

December 31st, 2009

Hello and welcome to another exploding episode of The Thursday Blog, the only blog in history to chosen over fireworks to be at a national NYE celebration. In the country of Germany in the centre of Berlin a vote was cast as to what the people would prefer for NYE, and the decision was unanimous that the people wanted The Thursday Blog. The people were happy, as much as they loved fireworks they felt that they had made the right choice. It was not until a small boy pointed out that The Thursday Blog is free and they could still spend their million dollar budget on fireworks. The people were ecstatic.

Now New Years Eve is always an interesting time. I am not sure why people feel the need that out of 356 days in the year that on the 31/12 it is party time, but who am I to go against tradition. So tonight is the night where the world is partying, having a great time and being responsible (because I firmly believe that if you can’t have a great time without being responsible you are not stupid but you are boring!). There is a time on NYE that causes a large segment of people to feel awkward. In fact this happens only split seconds after the climax of the night when we all yell “Happy New Year”. Today’s episode is to help those people in that time. It is called:

“New Years Eve Christian Pick-Up Lines”

Now before my large reading base that are not Christian tune out, I should say why I have made this “pick-up lines for Christians”. Basically they need more help. The typical Christian male is hopeless at talking to women and the typical Christian female is so amazing and knows who she is, and is self-confident to the max, so it makes their job quite harder. So this is to help them out but you may be able to use them yourselves because some of them are just really nice.

Before the large Christian audience tune out because of the words “pick-up” lines, I must point out this: get over yourself. The point of a pick-up line is a conversation starter that enables you to obtain or pick-up something you didn’t know before. I know for some that means trying to sleep with someone but it can also mean obtaining a new friendship that hopefully would lead to dating, exclusive dating, courtship, engagement, marriage, then sleeping together. There is something magical about NYE and there is something magical about relationships and I love seeing people get together. So tonight could be your night and I am going to help you out.

Now traditionally a male would use these lines on a female so they are writen that way but that doesn’t mean these lines can’t be used by a woman just by changing a few words. I figured that females are smarter then men so they could change it rather then a man forgetting to and saying to a woman “you are the hottest guy in the room”.

I know there are a lot of these on the internet but here are some of my original ones. Any that aren’t original I stole over 5 years ago so I can trick myself that I am clever.

Here is the list:

The Dinner Line: “We have to go to a restaurant now! Because I have been praying and fasting for you all my life!

The Walking Past Line: Man: “Excuse me were you talking to me?”
Woman: “No”
Man: “Well could you start please”.

The To A Stranger Line: “Enter into courtship with me if I am wrong but do I know you?”

The Found Line: “There you are, I have finally found my rib!”

The Tithe Line: “Want to help me spend my 90% left?”

The Wristband Line: “Oh, I see you are wearing your “Wise Woman Just Date” band. Good call!”

And finally here is the one that I used on a very very very attractive female myself that led to all the things listed before because she became My famous Princess.

The Vision Line: “Hey let’s get married, have 12 kids and start a church….. I’m sorry, I am a man of vison, would you like to go on a date?”

So for the last time for 2009 I say to you my friends those welcomed wise words…

Have Fun

Dan

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4 Responses to “New Years Eve Christian Pick-Up Lines”

  1. sam Says:

    As always, loved the blog!
    Do you actually know of anyone other than yourself that has used one of these successfully? ;)
    sw.

  2. Dan lee-Archer Says:

    Sam, my friend.

    I have told a lot of these to people over the years and every now and then they tell me that “they are going to use one” but I never have heard if they did.

    But now it is an episode, you can test one of them out for us all and let us know how you go.

    Have Fun.

    Dan.

  3. Gabby Says:

    Hahahahahaha CRACK UP! that’s awesome dude!

  4. Lia Says:

    hahaha… so funny!!!!
    you´re great!!! ‘The Walking Past Line’ is the best!! lol…

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